So anyhow, there I am watching this porn movie, see with these really cute and sexy little Japanese honey, see,(well you know how cute they are!) and the phone rang and I answered it sort of halfway, you know, how that is, so there I am talking on the phone and this chick I've been jazzing on pulls out a dick. No, not the dude's dick. Her dick. Yeah. This bitchin' Asian patch actually was a guy. No shit. And it was awesome. I mean, like you would see all of these chicks and you'd say, no way. That's not a guy. And then whammo, out it comes. Listen, the reason this is so long is I want you to buy this one. It'd be great for the next party.
And you don't have to be gay to like this shit. No. Honest. Try it. It's wild.
