Black Harness

Though the box leads you to believe that this flick is full of leather studs getting down and dirty in a dimly lit dungeon, the reality is another story. The guys aren’t that butch, there’s little leather in sight and it all seems to take place in an indoor basketball court.

The film does have its merits. You’ll thrill to the animalistic grunts and moans that make you believe these guys love their jobs. There’s just enough spitting, spanking and ass-munching to satisfy those who like things a tad nastier.

Videography is top-notch, with a good variety of camera angles. Size queens will find the film lacking, as most of the guys seem pretty average, genitally speaking. There’s also an uninspired solo where the guy’s dick isn’t the only thing that’s stiff. As a grand finale, the same gent, fresh from a dildo encounter, squats over a toilet and shoots water out of his puckered rosebud. Go figure.